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Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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