I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Randomize
