Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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