Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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