So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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