my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Randomize
