omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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