I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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