OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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