She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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