...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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