Is it because I queefed?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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