The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
He has the fingertips of a God
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