You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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