question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
He kissed a someone with a penis
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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