I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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