I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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