Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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