Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
how can u be prego again
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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