I like to think it a success when the cops are called
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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