so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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