She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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