i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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