I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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