It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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