im gay
i know
yea but for you.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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