Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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