he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
my poor anus
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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