Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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