yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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