some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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