got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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