At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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