my mouth tastes like poor choices
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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