I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
ttyl tear gas
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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