Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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