hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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