So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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