What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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