No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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