the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
