butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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