Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Randomize
