i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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