2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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