I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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