Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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