another moral hangover. fuck.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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