I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
