I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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