so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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