Your tits are I can't wait for
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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