What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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