wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Randomize
