she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Randomize
