It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i think my mom watched the whole time
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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