I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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