So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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